I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe
i walk on stage at coachella 2018 with a guitar case and i open it up and it’s just packed with mashed potatoes and i sit down n start eating calmly
nothing better than seeing the softer side of someone only shown to u
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir Jim Sharman
- Intrusive thoughts: 🔪
- Me: no
- Intrusive thoughts: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Some of you must get an almost sexual high from sucking the fun out of things
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitluffs
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
classic
- my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*
- me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink
i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m legitimately scared and impressed by and in awe at this thing
i have just been informed that this creature’s name is ZHDUN, which sounds like the name of an ancient and long-forgotten deity and sounds exactly like what this thing’s name would be
mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator
Zhdun loosely translates to “to wait”. He waits.
it’s supposed to be a cute sculpture based on the idea of someone waiting for news at a hospital but i much prefer to think of it as a manifestation of the unfathomably powerful will of some kind of slumbering chthonic entity
a lot of people seem to be reblogging this post with zero commentary other than tagging it as #zhdun. i just want to inform everyone that every time you repeat his name like that you bring us one step closer to the moment when he gets out of that chair and begins to systematically inhale the entire physical universe
beefmilk2
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you
what do
There’s no shit hotter than when a girl grabs your face and kisses you with fierce intensity, her tongue touching your own, creating a storm in your stomach.
what animal(s) best represent your oc?